by tim on
I'm apauled by how shittyy this place is I'm in the military and the manager slash waitress is suppose to be good looking or decent not a fat horse she had something on her lip and the girls should keep there bottoms on because there pussy all look the same like cut up beef and there should be a sign when u walk in that says cows take there clothes off I would even rate this club its a fucking the worst one an I habeas seen many
by jmt on
Agree with s.jackson. the girls were hot but the inside of this place is a dump. the VIP area is tiny and they dont go fully nude in there (which sucks). But overall the girls made it an entertaining night.
by R H. on
I am truly amazed by this spot every time. I live in Queens Long Island area so I'm use to bars and this place feels like I'm at home but with tons of good looking people. I try to make it here every Sunday for FUNDAY the door is pretty Tough lol but the door lady is my home gal Gab shes cool as ever with me at least lol sometimes Jonny Does the door ... When you walk inside surrounded by old fashion pantings the drinks are very strong and worth the $15 ...
by S. Jackson on
As far as adult clubs go...not too bad...the girls are beautiful...their energy level when on stage could be better. And they lack well choreographed routines. But if its beautiful, nude girls you are looking for...Cat West has that. Overall, it was an enjoyable experience.
by JaNeLLe Q. on
I came to Kress on a Saturday night for a big event put on by multiple promoting groups, and the crowd was ridiculous! We waited in the long-ass line in the back parking lot for so long that it passed 10:30pm so it meant nothing that our names were on the guest list... great. Location - it's on Hollywood in the middle of a block. the building is at least 5 stories tall with its name in glowing purple letters so you can't miss it. Parking - they say to park in the lot right behind the place, but that one is more pricey... if you go to the next block over, there's other parking lots for $10, which is a better deal for just having to walk around the block a bit more Venue - most definitely a multi-level venue with lots of bars that converts from a restaurant to a club / lounge in the evenings. when entering in at street level, there's a dining room with a large circular bar in the middle. the decor here is very pretty with a huge chandelier in the middle of the bar. downstairs in the basement is a the club dance floor with 2 more bars at each end as well was more seating areas surrounding the floor and a bathroom in the corner. the dance floor, itself, isn't all that big since it's bordered by a railing with seats, and there's a column right in the middle of it. the 2nd floor looks over the 1st, and this is where you'll find a smaller bathroom as well as more seating. this floor was by far the least crowded so we finally could rest our feet here and take time out to meet people since we could actually hear ourselves talking without having to yell. then were the stairs... omg, they closed off the 3rd + 4th levels so we had to walk ALL the way up the stairs to the 5th floor, where there was just another small lounge area with a bar. ehhh, not worth the trek all the way up there in our heels when the stairways were packed crowded and claustrophobic. apparently there is a nice rooftop area as well, but one would have had to get a stamp to get up there. Cleanliness - definitely a pretty venue with high ceilings on the 1st floor, and lots of plush seating. because it is an upscale restaurant in the daytime, they keep the place looking nice all night as well. Crowd - tonnnnnns of people! if the club hadn't been multiple stories tall, it probably would have hit max capacity early on in the evening. but yes, everyone was young and friendly. not too many shady guys or older people... but indeed, the night I went was a bit of a sausage-fest, especially on the dancefloor. Music - the typical good, hip-hop hits. love the heavy bass so you can really feel the beat of the music through your body as you're dancing. i like how they play not only the most recent hits, but also some from a couple years back that still make you want to dance. Bar - there were at least 4 of them, and each one was pretty crowded, haha! they had 2-3 bartenders manning each bar so the wait wasn't too bad to get what we wanted. from what i noticed, all the bartenders were young males for some reason. Drinks - the glasses for mixed drinks weren't the typical little 8oz ones but were actually bigger 12oz sized cups so that made us feel better about paying $10 (+tip) for it. of course they still fill the cup with ice, but just having the bigger cup filled generously to the brim made it a better value than I've seen in most clubs. the bottles of beer, however, were $6... eh. Bathroom - very pretty bathrooms that are maintained by attendants. the one on the 2nd floor has only 2 stalls, whereas the one in the basement has 4-5 I believe. they were clean and well-stocked. on a random note, the toilet seats were made of black plastic to match the decor of the place, haha! Price - it's $20 at the door, which may or may not be worth it depending on how crowded the place is and which floors they open up... if you can get on the guestlist, it should be free... however, you would have to arrive VERY early in order to get through the huge line before 10:30, eh... Overall: Not worth it if it's crowded! But if you can get in before 10:30pm on a better night, then it could be a lot of fun. You don't need to bother getting table service since there's plenty of seating all around the club. There's something at this venue for everywhere whether it's dancing, lounge areas or the drinks... But be prepared for the several flights of stairs, though, to get around anywhere.
by Maragret Barbarin on
What do we have here? Hip folk, young and old, strewn about on lawn chairs, flip flops dangling from their toes... a regiment of miniature deer heads on the wall... wood benches, rusty iron tables, waiters with blinging belt buckles and super-tight jeans stuck to their legs in the heat like an old Kinky Friedman campaign sticker to the back of an F150.... Why, we must be in Austin! Red House Lounge gets its name from the large crowds of rosy-cheeked white people here, drunk and sunburned into submission. Screw you, sun. Beat down all you want. We've got an endless supply of cold beer and a little bit of shade. Yeah I know we can sit inside, but I must. hang. out. on. porch. Don't. know. why. Just. have. to. I'm sweating like Kristie Alley in a sauna but damnit I look frickin' fabulous with my friends, making fun of all the other stupid-looking people, who coincidentally are making fun of us. The pizza is great, half off at happy hour! Yes, that means more money for Lone Star and Fireman's 4. Lay it on me, I've got at least five more beers before I have to start talking about the Sovereign Empire of East Austin and the socio-physilogical ramifications of eco-gentrification. Dude, is that guy wearing birkenstocks? That is so '95.