by Vianey C. on
Seriously, save your money and stay home if this is your only option for a night out. My two girlfriends and I came here last Sat because we have heard some great things. Should of rateclubsed this piece of crap place first. Got there arnd 11:45ish, $20 cover, bouncer (or promoter) while cute, but a total douche to the guys waiting on line. We get inside, only techno music is playing and the bottom floor was closed for a private party. The tables were empty so we took a seat, until someone came to say that they had reserved their table. Cool, no problem, we got up. Before sitting somewhere else, I asked one of the guards if they were gonna play anything other than techno, he said that the first floor was usually just techno, but that since there was a private party in the lower lever, the dj might mix things up. We waited a few more minutes to see if the music would change. We found a place to sit among a few other groups of girls. After about 5-10mins, a stupid promoter comes up to all of us (about 12 girls on a large circular couch) and motions us to get up in the most rude manner possible. He could have used his words and asked nicely, but manners are too much for him. As I got up, his impatient ass walks my way to rearrange the table and steps on my toes!! I pushed him right off and did his stupid face even apologize? No, of course not. My toe still hurt three days later. After being there for half an hour, paying $20 to get in, and listening to music we don't even like, we left to find a different place. Ohh and to open a tab, the minium is $50...fk outta here! Greenhouse has a moderate dress code because I saw some guys wearing jeans and sneakers but nice collar shirts and sweaters. Everyone was standing around talking over the loud music, no dancing going on except for... Highlight: random girl dancing by herself, staring herself intently in the glass divider, whipping her hair round and round. Too funny.
by Maria F. on
Suede= NASTY LOOKING, WANNA BE THUGS, TEENY BOPPER ASIAN FOBS! I've never heard what a horrible club this was until I went for the first time with my cousins last Saturday. We went in and left with a quickness, but not before making fun of every single person that was at that club, from what the skinny, no ass and no t**s Asian women were wearing, to how the Fobby men were trying to act cool and suave. Homeboy please! Unless you're into the Fobby Asian Persuasion, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT COME HERE!
by Rosalind S. on
I've been mulling over what to say for a couple of days now, and I still haven't come to a resolution, so I'm going to go with what's been rolling around in my head. Granted, it was 4th of July and that makes people a little kookier than normal, but I found some of the patrons here to be rather insane. And as I consider normal to be boring, that's saying a lot. Perhaps I'm getting old, but I found this place to be excessively loud. I realize that it's a dance club, but it was a little too much. Note to self: stand as far away from the speakers as possible. I should also suspend judgement until I've heard other acts there. While I enjoy a wide range of music, I'm not as obsessed with it as some. Or maybe it's because I'm not impressed by much anymore. Cynicism is a bitch. 2 stars for a REALLY nice male bartender, and 1 star for the decor. It is pretty rad inside.
by Silvana Mehrotra on
My home away from home. Though I've been to this quaint Irish pub in the heart of Central Square at least one hundred times (I'm not kidding), I've only had their food maybe four times. Decent Irish-American food at affordable prices, but that's not what I go for. This unassuming place has been a staple in Boston's electronic music scene for years. Come 10pm, the chairs and tables are moved to create a long dancefloor. Benches still line the walls for the wallflowers, and tables remain in the back. The rest of us are there to drink and dance. There is funk and soul on Tuesdays, house, techno, and/or breakbeats on Wednesdays, drum & bass on Thursdays and funky house on Sundays. There are some more mainstream nights over the weekend as well. Great beers on tap (Newcastle, Harpoon UFO, Blue Moon, the list goes on). If you're a lover of booze, beats, and shakin that ass, don't sleep on this hidden Cambridge gem once the sun goes down.