Club Chinchilla
1624 Delmar Boulevard
Saint Louis, MO 63103
Saint Louis City County
Phone: (314) 436-9889
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by Rodrick Tidrick on
If you bought the Groupon for Lime, my condolences to you. The experience will be awful. You and your dining mate will be limited to the four small plates that Lime wants to serve you.  Not one plate each... four plates total. Plus a dessert plate. Each plate consists of food that might be good -- if you were in high school: deviled eggs, 3 sliders, 6 triangles of grilled cheese and Caesar lettuce wraps. The quality of these is worse than mom used to make. The grilled cheese, for example, is made on white bread, oozing with Lucerne Cheddar and Monterey Jack.  It'd be a nice creation, perhaps, if you were 17, stoned and had the munchies. It's that old saw, too: bad food, and not enough of it. The total value of the food they serve you must be about $8. You're paying $35 for it. Oh but wait. The champagne. It's Lafayette brand. Yes, Lafayette. I don't think it's from Lafayette, Ca., but maybe from Pleasant Hill or Moraga. On the final bill, they value it at $40 a bottle. Oh, and that's another thing: the final bill. They total everything up to $70, and then charge you the tax on that. About $6.80. Then you are supposed to tip on $70, so that's another $11 or $12 (although our service was just awful). Soooo... that's $18 or so in tax and tip, plus the $35 you spent on Groupon -- and for $53 you will leave feeling as if you were gastronomically raped. Two more things. First, dessert: Here is the only place you get a selection, getting to choose four mini-desserts (from a huge a list of six). Egads. They are all awful, and tiny. The creme brulee is a cruel joke, the red velvet cupcake was OK but the size of a film cannister, and the ice cream sandwich is made of the lowest of low-grade ice cream slapped between two cookies that want to be Chips Ahoys when the grow up. Finally, the service is awful. There are so many people there eating on the Groupon, that there is no level of care or concern for individual patrons. Sit the people down and start brining out the slop. Moreover, the service is pathetically paced. We received our first three items one after another almost instantaneously, then waited 15 to 20 minutes for our next plate. Then another 15 to 20 minutes for dessert. The ambiance is odd. It's got that space-age modernist thing going, all sleek and white. But it is fraying around the edges, with a cracked mirror here and bad carpet there, crappy looking speakers and some metal sidewalk-type chairs at a few tables. To pull off the sleek look, everything has to be pristine, glistening and new-looking. It ain't. This experience did teach me a valuable Groupon lesson, however. Do Not buy a prix fixe. They can serve you up any slop they desire, slap any "value" on it that they want, and you are screwed. From now on, I will purchase only dollar-value in any restaurant. Lime, you should be ashamed of yourself for doing such a ripoff job on this Groupon. You are really screwing people over.
by Paula R. on
Basically mansion rocks. I always have a totally awesome time here with my gfriend : ). I usually go on fridays or saturdays . The part that i like is the live music plus just walk in and u can go in for free most times : ) with my gfriend of course. mansion is awesome and i alwys have fun . Thank u see u soon : )
by Hong Heth on
Another chill spot to watch the game and have some bar food and beer.  Try the wings and smoothies.
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