826 Island Av
Mc Kees Rocks, PA 15136
Allegheny County
Phone: (412) 771-8872
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by Jamie L. on I used to have fun here, I also used to be young... Popped in Saturday night after years of hiatus. What amazes me is how little all has changed, same hoochie mamas being aggressively pursued by the same creepy guys to your typical every-club-every-weekend tunes. Even the DJ had the same trouble transitioning one song to the next, I shouldn't even use the word "transition" as the switch is typically quite abrupt. One second your shaking your Gold Digger hips, and suddenly your trying to get your Billie Jean shoulders to sway the next. It's all good! What really brings this place down to two stars is the offensively rude and unsympathetic staff I encountered this weekend. Here's the scoop: I was making my way off of the dance floor with a basically full drink. (If you've ever been here, you know how crowded and damn near impossible this can be.) Out of nowhere, a girl swung her elbow and ACCIDENTALLY knocked my drink straight from my hand to the floor with her elbow. MOST places would see an accident as an accident and comp you another drink, MOST. I head to the bar, tell them what happened and ask for replacment. Haughtily, she snaps that the person who knocked it down has to buy me another... well, I never! I don't even know this girl, and its a mistake! I go back to where the accident occurred and is being cleaned, don't see this girl anywhere, and certainly don't feel comfortable asking her to buy me a drink even if I did - because of an ACCIDENT. I tell the guy cleaning this up to confirm, "The bartender said the girl who knocked this over has to buy me a drink, and I don't know her and don't even see her!" To which he bellows, "Not my problem, talk to the bartender." WOW! I felt officially too old for this scene, it was 1 a.m., I wasn't "trashed" but was being treated as their usual underage drinker who can't maintain their sh*t. There are some times in your life you are happy to never go back to, I discovered the Phoenix Landing days (nights) are over. Damn me for wanting to feel a little young and silly again!
by Jerome Quintanar on So Crockett, Tubbs, and Buddha walk into a bar... I feel I really took one for the team here. - And by team I mean anyone in sf who actually wants a good meal. Granted I went for the valentine's prix fixed meal which was probably a little risky and I had low expectations due to the fact that our reservations were secured by my date 3 days in advance, but still, it was bad. bad. Our server was sweet. So I guess that's something.
