178 Cedar Lane
Teaneck, NJ 07666
Bergen County
Phone: (201) 692-0016
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The Cottage Irish Pub in Teaneck NJ serving authentic Irish Food with Guiness on tap. DJ & Karaoke entertainment. Best Irish Pub in NJ. Best Irish Food in New Jersey
by Misha V. on DIVE on in to this dirrrrrrrrrty, smelly, dive bar. This is not my kind of place, as in, I don't like being surrounded by homeless-esque people...but, my co-worker was playing a gig, so I had to go out and support the team. The redeeming factor: PIE NIGHT. The pumpkin pie with ginger snap crust was: off.the.hook. I had 2 pieces. The service is...barely there. One woman working the whole bar, when the place is packed? It doesn't work. Bottom line: everything just felt sorta...DIRTY. My friend and I left to go home and take showers.
by Kelsey E. on This bar has so much potential, but I feel that I must have gone on the wrong nights. I've been there on both a weeknight, and a weekend, and neither one was particularly bad or particularly incredible. So to start, props to the bartenders and whoever thought up their selection of cocktails. I honestly wanted to work my game on them JUST to get some free mango mojitos (hey fellas, great drink for the ladies!). If I was only basing this review on the quality of the drinks, it would be a better rating. Also on a side note, the coat check girl was REALLY nice even though I was making super awkward/sarcastic jokes with her and, not getting my humor, she really tried hard to play it cool and not look at me too funny. If you don't like hip-hop/rap, don't come here because that's all they played all night. The music makes me think I'm in my high school gym for homecoming, around 2005, gettin down to some old school luda or jay-z (in a good way). This last time, I was just waiting patiently for some good ol' will smith but sadly it never came. Luckily for me, when Jermaine Dupri comes on I have no problem workin it out, so overall I was a big fan. Also, they were playing the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly on the TV, and how could that ever be a bad idea?! So the problems. First is that it was a $10 cover on a Friday night ($5 on certain other days) and wasn't packed or poppin enough to be worth that. There wasn't a free drink with that either, so just to enter/have a drink you're down $20. Additionally, although they have a great space with 2 bars and dancefloors with different music (and an upper level), there weren't enough people to fill it. The crowd that was there was predominately Asian, young (21-25), and not especially interested in dancing. If you read my reviews, you know I'm a dancing fiend so I was a little sad that nobody wanted to bust it out with me. I will go here again, but only to start the night, definitely not to end it.
by Lynette Forte on When I contemplate suicide, I go drinking here. The bar tender is a jolly ol' guy who pours a mean stiff drink. The patrons are surly, belligerent, full-time alcoholics. When you sit there and you're drinking a greyhound that taste like it could pull the the paint off a muni, watching young girls hawk rocks to toothless men, wearing hospital bands, while a woman squats between a Buick Skylark and Caprice Classic to either piss, or base some caine, or both, all with the sound track off some angry vet arguing with some professional drunk about which Cat Stevens song to play on the fucking jukebox, you know you're alive, and it feels great
