by dave on 2009-08-09
The chefs here are disgusting. Their giant sausage and meatball plate was served to me with too much sexual innuendo--not to mention it visually looked like the sausage was sodomizing the meatballs. The chefs laughed and thought it was funny. This experience wasn't funny at all.
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by Nitrocowboy on 2009-07-28
I have read all of these reviews and I am wondering which Doodle Hopper's they are talking about. We have never had strippers performing there, although I am sure that after being grabbed at work they come to dance for fun. Doodle Hoppers Alabama has never had waitresses in the last twenty years. Now I can believe that in June of 2008 the employees may of been rude but not anymore that is not good for the customers. We are at maximum capacity every Friday and Saturday night. So I have no idea which one you are going to but it isn't this one in Montgomery.
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by Timmy Smith McGee on 2009-07-28
I went here in July of 2009, in Montgomery, and I don't know what the guy who reviewed below me is talking about.. there was definitely waitresses working there, there was definitely beer flavored koolaid that tasted like soap, and there was definitely strippers.
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by Tyler Montague on 2009-07-27
The beer flavored Kool-aid tasted like soap. Also when I went to use the washrooms there they were all out of soap. I don't think this is a coincidence.
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by David on 2009-07-22
They have a very bad variety of drinks here. You can literally only order between beer and Kool-aid. And even the Kool-aid is beer flavored Kool-aid. It's awful.
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by Johnny Hurlburt on 2009-06-08
I'm pretty sure there was heroin in my piņa colada. Unless you want to inadvertently develop dangerous drug addictions to crystalline narcotics stay away from this place. P.S - The stripper girls were very fat and struggled to breathe through their obesity. I liked that part of this club. Fat turns me on.
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by Sidney Crosby on 2009-06-03
I came here expecting a nice dance floor and some karaoke but it turns out.. it was a gay bar.. if you like happy endings it's a great place ;)
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by Ron MacLean on 2009-05-24
The food was awful, the music was awful, the chicks were obese. I reccomend taking Don Cherry here.
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by Don Cherry on 2009-05-24
Alright tough guys, this place isn't as american as you expect it to be, it has a european feel to it, and those bathrooms looked like they took a good punch or 2 ha ha!
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by 1 Stars on 2009-05-24
hey guys I came back here, and all these reviews were right. I was wrong earlier, I clearly must of went somewhere else cause when i cameback here... it was simply horrifying. bad service.
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by Don Cherry on 2009-05-21
The food was awful, the music was awful, the chicks were obese. I reccomend taking Alexander Ovechkin here.
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by Alexander Ovechkin on 2009-04-07
The food was awful, the music was awful, the chicks were obese. I reccomend taking your in-laws here.
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by Johnny on 2008-12-23
I couldn't tell if the dancers were dancers or sumo wrestlers, holy crap! They all looked so ugly and it was unbelievably hard in determining whether or not I was having a good time that night we went to Doodle Hoppers' or if I was experiencing my first homo-erotic encounter with a man.
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by Sam on 2008-08-03
I didn't like this place because there was no curtains.
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by 4 Stars on 2008-07-25
Are we talking about the same business, because there were no curtains, no karaoke, and the atmosphere was great, the band rocked, the staff was friendly and they have no waitresses, I think the previous writers were at a different bar. The food was great but a little pricey and I love the "gameroom" where we could sort of getaway. I will definetly be back, Montgomery needs something like this
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by Jimmy on 2008-06-01
Perfect dining experience.
Excellent food and service!
Noisy atmosphere, though.
Intense karaoke nights!
Super friendly staff!
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by Sidney Crosby on 2008-05-26
I came here expecting a very professionally run business from reading these previous reviews but I was dead wrong. The floors had ketchup stains on them, the curtains were torn up, the bathrooms had no sinks and the toilets didn't flush. One of the waitresses told me not to order food because it might have the plague since they have rat problems.
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by Shaun Mainwaring on 2008-05-17
An excellent flawless business!
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by Joel Otto on 2008-02-16
I don't know what those guys are complaining about, bring a few fire arms and a bullet proof vest and you should be fine. The food would be better if they cooked it instead of serving it raw, but hey, it's a night club so they shouldn't even be serving food. +1 star for trying.
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by Wayne Gretzky on 2008-02-16
I came there to eat breakfest, and there was a bunch of dead people from the night before. The staff was complaining because they didn't want to cleanup anything. The menus were covered with blood and the bathrooms were god awful. Don't go here.
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by Jari Kurri on 2008-02-16
I wanted to get the owner arrested for using cats instead of chicken but he bribed me not to. but he never said I cant warn anyone.
becareful guys, you might be eating some little girl's lost kitten.
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by Josh on 2008-02-16
Oh my god there was a cricket in my burger!!!!
When I asked for a new one they refused to serve me another and told me to eat it anyway.
All these other reviews are right, stay away. THIS PLACE IS DISGUSTING.
I'm ashamed to even give it one star.
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by Tom Smith on 2008-02-08
Terrible, I went there, and there was a bunch of people killing eachother with semi-automatic weapons. Not a very professionally run business!
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by Stanny McCool on 2008-02-06
The food is very poor. I never been more disgusted by this place. I don't know where they trained their cooks, but I swear they got their food from a McDonalds dumpster. The waitress' don't know how to do their jobs. I was waiting for 20 minutes while a waitress was on her cell phone texting people. This is a very poor place to go to and I only recommend this place to the dead.
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by Jeremy on 2008-02-06
Ugh, this place is horrible. The employees are very rude, everyone was loud when we went there (like uncontrollably loud!) and the overall theme of the building was very dirty. The music was probably the only highlight but not enough to bring me back to all the horrible people working there. The food was okay.. but if you want to save yourself from a headache, while saving money, just take the family/friends to KFC or something. D-!
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by Disgruntled Dancer on 2008-02-06
Absolutly the worst experiance in my life! There was broken glass on the dance floor and it wasn't cleaned up the whole time I was there. Honestly, I don't know how places like this can exist. It really is pathetic.
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