El Patio Bar
2171 Calle De Parian
Mesilla, NM 88046
Dona Ana County
Phone: (505) 526-9943
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by Brendan Cardozo on
I LOVE STEAK. thank you prime rib for reminding what a good steak tastes like, because you didn't serve it. a friend thought it would be nice to dine on a dime. we did the 3 course for $35. well, even after reserving our table, the server informed us "next time" please specify we are here for the $35 deal. why? are we getting a low budget cut of meat?? hmmm. the old, out of date decor is a bit tacky. but, there clientele were mostly 50 years +, so i guess it fits.  i mean if your are going for a classy, elegant look, please dust your 9 foot vases with plastic flowers engorging them. and, while you're at it make your medium rare steak medium rare.
by Glen D. on
Go there if you want to be looked down on by the help, not be able to talk to your dining partner, and wait forever for everything except to be rushed out of there after you've paid the huge sum of a bill. The food was better than I'd expect, but everyhting else was just way too much show...
by Maxwell Hanzlik on
Pro:  I never got in and made my way to Vertigo (which by the way, HOLLA! to the owners there) Con:  I never got in. If Rateclub made it possible, on a scale of 1-5 stars, I would rate it negative infinity. I could have provided a more succint review but I'll just have to provide you the quickest smackdown in club entry denial. Let the rant begin! I beg to ask, how do you get turned away at the door at 9:30 PM, your name and party's names are on the guestlist, and no one's inside? AND you still offer to pay ? Really? I think I can concur that we all know here on Rateclub who we're talking about when I mention LE DOUCHE MOUSTACHE. Did Le Douche Moustache at the door feel that mighty powerful with his Office Depot clipboard? Slide is not Tryst or PURE - hell, it's not Las Vegas. I'm pretty sure he saw my mid neck/eye roll and decided to terminate my mission. DUDE, I just wanted to go down the slide fucker lol. Don't get me started on the slide. After seeing pictures of this famous slide, I can now say that I've seen better ones on Sesame Street. I'm probably too old for this joint at the mere age of 25 but when I'm coming from out of town and want to get a taste of one of SF's "best nightlife" venues, that is not how you treat prospective clientele. You want people to come back and say good shit about your club. No one's ever going to say Slide was 'poppin' or 'the shit' because you turned your nose at them at the entry. My friends and I had to wing it from there since we didn't know any other venues in the area. Despite being overdressed, we randomly found ourselves at the other end at Vertigo. Awesome people and awesome music. So my advice? Don't waste your money or time here. It's apparently what this venue doesn't want.
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