1944 East Osborn Road
Phoenix, AZ 85016
Maricopa County
Phone: (602) 266-1990
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by Malcom Samii on I've been at the Blue Martini three or four times now and I've begun to warm up to the place. I have yet to try the food, but as far as the drinks go they kick ass! The area has a nice neighborhood feel to it even though most of the condos have yet to be sold. It reminds me of a poor mans New Orleans. The patio area is well suited for people watching and as mild as this spring has been up to this point, it's a real bonus to sit outside and relax. The staff and security are generally nice and professional and the service is good and expeditious. The DJ was average at best and there is room for improvement. I don't know who the owners or managers are and I quite frankly don't care. As far as boobs and botox goes... that element is definitely present, but hey, there's no shame in wanting to look your best. However, having said that, I had one near fatal encounter... On my last visit there was this cougar stalking the grounds and her skin looked like beef jerky, and there was plenty of crevices too, very attractive, duh! One would be excused for believing this woman had been mummified. I was given the impression that she had been excavated when they found King Tut's Tomb, I don't know if someone ferried her back across the river Styx but she was absolutely brutal, no joke. All in all, I like the place.
by Elliott Freidhof on A year and a half ago this place amazed me. I hate that in the NY nightlife scene you push your way into 'exclusive nightclubs', just to be squeezed in like saradines with nothing to do but drink. Boring.. The box changed that all for me - an old vaudeville theater with a charming decor made you feel apart of something a bit deeper than the usual nightclub flash and glitz, and twice a night popcorn was handed around for the two shows of the evening. Originally the shows were entertaining and risque.. but eventually the clothes came off more quickly and it went from tantalizing to just plain nudity. Some of that soul was lost.. and I've had the opportunity to speak to many of the performers who were sometimes fired if they did not want to do their show naked. Unfortunately the box lost that panache, but when it had it, it was really something.
