Johnny Mercer Boulevard
Savannah, GA 31401
Chatham County
Phone: (912) 897-9991
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by Mark M. on My review is based on going when the place was shut down for a private party. Great food, good DJ, nice/speedy bartenders. I'm being generous since it was all free. If I was paying, I'd take it down to a three.
by Rosina Lewter on This is a no nonsense, work is over, I want a stiff drink, and it's time to drown in jello shots kind of a place. If you're ready to drop the collar, steer away from the Marina, and just want to let loose, Vertigo is your answer. The crowd here is great. Down to earth, open to have a good time, and almost feels like a rowdy dimly lit house party. I do despise the fact that they don't take credit cards, but all in all, it's a great place to let the stress of the week blow off.
by Marcell Spearman on Wooooooooooooooooooooooow, just simply friggin wow. It is so rare when I pull the rendered speechless and trumped card, but a few hours ago it totally happened and I will never be able to listen to Patsy Cline's "Crazy" without picturing a near 50 year old woman in white baggy grandma panties and a black mesh teddy dancing on a bar. Yep, welcome to the ATL's Clermont Lounge!! So during my Atlanta adventure this week, my trusty tour guide and resident CM, Deanna J, mentioned that there was a strip club on the famous Ponce De Leon strip where old ladies danced. Of course, this immediately intrigued my twisted sense of adventure and when in Atlanta....go see old strippers that have pretty much been put out to pasture, right? Right! And since we had an hour or so to kill before our UYE, we decided to go for it and check out what will now plague my dreams and turn them into nightmares for quite possibly years to come. Thanks Deanna. As soon as we walked in, it was a wow, this is gonna be awesomely disgusting and fantabulously rad all at the same time kind of moment. Why? Oh let me tell you why... First there's the bar. It looks straight out of some movie where you can bet your Fat Bottom Girl dollar that Skynard will be playing, only tonight it was Sade and Patsy. What? Then there was the bartender. Oh my God, that bartender. Not only was she doing shots but she was jiggling her, shall we say, female love sacks for a gentleman sitting at the bar watching the dancer. And this woman had to have been pushing 65 with pancake make-up to boot. Oh and then there was Dancer #1. To get an accurate picture, imagine a woman with a gutt who could be, but oh Lawd don't let her be, preggers dancing like a slow to the take special kinda lady. I'd say she easily had a good 4 month six-pack rocking her belly region. Then imagine a slight cock-eye. Then have her take off her, um, bloomers and expose the goods for all the world to see. Yes, stick a fork in my pig's foot, because i am done and scarred for life. Then there was Dancer #2. The term, "I don't think you're ready for this jelly" comes to mind and I think a little, "They're jigglin baby, go 'head baby" also enters the picture as this definite "Fat bottomed girl" made "the rockin world go round" Jeez Louise. I gotta give this girl credit cuz working with that much untoned ass and lulling us into a hypnotic state of shock and awe was quite the feet. Wow. Again, just wow. Finally there was Patsy Cline dancer #3. This woman was old and wearing the kind of white baggy cotton underwear you only wear on laundry day and pray you don't get hit by a car and rushed to the emergency room only to have them cut your pants and expose your disgusting choice in undergarments. Yeah, that pair. She was snappin her fingers and shakin dat ass and again, wow. Then there were the guys in attendance here. One moved 3 seats over to offer to buy me another round. And they say love can't happen in a matter of minutes, pshaw! He might be missing teefs, but he'll keep my glass full. Then there were the dudes begging for Fat Bottom to dance to Sade. Then there was the guy who licked his finger and then tapped his lips with a dollar in his hand...because that's hot. It was just a visit into a world you don't see everyday and like I said, I am rarely shocked. I mean, for Christ's sakes I've seen a pregnant midget stripper dance before, but that was like a Hallmark card compared to tonight. And in case you are wondering, I loved it!!!! :) -
