by Randi N. on Overpriced, inauthentic, and hit or miss service. Yet I keep coming back. Why? Taco Tuesday, of course. If you want the deal, stick to the carnitas, pollo, carne asada, or veggie. I'm a fan of the chips and guacamole for $2, but they tend to sheist you on the guac. There is literally more on your taco than on top of your giant pile of chips. I'm sorry, but one tablespoon of guacamole does not a happy Randi make. Last time I had to say something because it was such a sad little speck :( The gentleman working begrudgingly added some more, so at least I ended up happy. I wouldn't come for a non-taco-tuesday-time (alliteration!) because prices get quite a bit higher. I had a burrito once and it was probably a 2 out of 5 on my quite distinguished burrito scale. Stick to the tacos and taco tuesday.
by Liz C. on The question running through my head while I was trying to simaltaneously dodge the bottom-floor exodus of Jersey beauties and amicably-but-firmly define "at capacity" for the grouchy, velvet-rope gatekeeper: why am I even here? Oh, right. The birthday fete of the Polish heiress, who, when finally accessed, kissed me on both cheeks, and continued to mosh within the protective ring of her blond entourage. Hotness. I'll be sure to keep in better touch this year, so I won't feel obligated to pop into the terrible venue that you'll inevitably choose next birthday.
